Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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