question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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