I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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