Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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