2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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