He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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