HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
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Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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