Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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