absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Randomize