I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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