This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You are the jesus of drinking
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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