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• (440): View more from Ohio

  My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy

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  well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin

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• (409): View more from Texas

  i wish i coudl send you meat via computure

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• (315): View more from New York

  You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning

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• (516): View more from New York

  i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina

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  Post that event on your timeline

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...

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