I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize