So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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