Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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