"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
