i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
