Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize
