i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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