All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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