what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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