Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
