I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Randomize
