Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
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I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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