this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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