Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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