I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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