i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
worst night to have a conscience
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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