Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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