i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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