Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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