Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Randomize