1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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