Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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