The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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