:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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