party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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