Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Congratulations! We have a period
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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