is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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