I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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