Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
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