How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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