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is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...

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(540): View more from Virginia

I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.

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(415): View more from California

I have another pimple on my ass cheek.

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I'll be there in 10 minutes.

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(630): View more from Illinois

all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave

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(661): View more from California

I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."

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(563): View more from Iowa

You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.

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(314): View more from Missouri

I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.

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(936): View more from Texas

Ate a slug for 39 dollars

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I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student

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