He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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