I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
birth control should be required to get into college
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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