it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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