Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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