nut hugger
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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