Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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