Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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