How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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