none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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