I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Randomize
