I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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