i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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