I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
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Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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