You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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